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how to talk to a telemarketer, and front row is awesome

as all telemarketers are brainless script following dolts who can’t improvise worth a damn (if you’re a telemarketer and are getting hopping mad at my insulting your livelihood, don’t comment here – rather get another job), they should be responded to on equally aggravating terms. if a telemarketer manages to obtain your number and give you a call at a socially inconvenient time (any time they call), use the following script to give them embolisms.
Anti-telemarketer script (downloadable pdf)

and i installed front row, and must say it is beautiful and simple to use. i only wish apple would sell the remote control separately so that i could integrate this w/ my living room. cindy and i were already banking on getting an imac as our home computer sometime soon, but the addition of front row and integrated isight to the new imac makes it a no-brainer.

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